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Captain Sarcasm possesed a philosophical mind from and early age. As he grew up, his views turned negative and he began to hone his trademark sarcastic edge. His sarcastic nature manifested into other personality traits: an anger management problem, completely rational mind, ability to see both sides of every arguement, dislike of social interactions, and weird sense of humor. He was the smartest kid in his years of education, but often had many spats with his teachers.