WW2 from the eyes of a Travian player

Germany Attacked Poland.

England broke their NAP with Germany 'cuz Poland was their ally.

England and its allies defend from German attacks, but suffer heavy losses as Germany has level 10 rams.

France got Chiefed.

Japan decided to scout America.

America got pissed off, and sent a couple 10k TTs at them, with 1k catapults for sh!ts & giggles.

America cut Japan to 90 pop.

Germany sends a Chieftain at Russia, gets loyalty down to 1.

Russia builds up troops with their lvl 20 resources and lvl 20 barracks before the Chieftain can hit again. Walls go back up to lvl 20. German Chiefs all destroyed.

Germany just keeps sending troops although it's clear they cannot take Russia.

Eventually troops run out since Russia can produce them faster.

Russia, Britain and the USA simultaneously hit Germany with their own Chieftains.

Hitler deleted his account...


- credit - Sgt. Bigtower

Legend :- (for the no00bs)

NAP = Non-Agression packs
Rams = siege units for breaking down walls
Chiefed = get attacked by the Chieftein
TT = a cavalary unit
Catapult = siege weapon
Loyalty = a counter than keeps decreasing when the village is attacked by chiefteins. at loyalty=0, village surrenders.

a monologue

why is there so much friction between us ?

u'd know... u r the asshole

-.-"
its been so long... u still haven't realized how i cope with extremes of emotions.

u r still an asshole

i have security issues... thats all.... when i feel that something that i love is being taken away from me, i fight tooth n nail for it. if i cant fight, i try to break all emotions attached with it to minimize the mental pain it causes. there are only a handful of things i want in this world, u being the most important. u hate possessiveness... i know how important it is to belong to something. it is essential.

....

i am not good at many things yaar. i donot like people (you were right ;) ) because i cannot understand them. and because i donot like them, i donot put in the effort to understand them. my EQ is probbly negative. but what i do know is... there is one person i like being with, if not physically then mentally.... all i will ever need from this world is that ONE person... there is nothing else on earth which i cannot get myself. i have already told this many times... u think i am a child... i am.. but i also know that everything i say.... i mean all of them. i want to get better, just for the appreciation u wud give me. maybe i AM obsessed. maybe all u'll feel after reading this is anger... maybe i deserve it... all i can say is... wtever u want now... if i can i'll fulfill it...

imaginary

I linger in the doorway
Of alarm clocks screaming
Monsters calling my name
Let me stay
Where the wind will whisper to me
Where the raindrops
As there falling
Tell a story

In my field of paper flowers
And candy clouds of lullaby
I lie inside myself for hours
And watch my purple sky fly over me

Don't say I'm not in touch
With this rampant chaos
Your reality
I know well what lies beyond my sleeping refuge
The nightmare i built my own world to escape

Swallowed up in the sound of my screaming
Cannot stop fir the fear of silent nights
Oh how i long for the deep sleep dreaming
The goddess of imaginary light

Knowing

how many years do we live ?

how many times do we die ?

i am born every morning.... look forward to the peaceful sleep every night.
that is how i live life and that is how i believe it should be lived. forget ur past, forget ur mistakes, forget ur weakness, forget ur pain. will it all away.

remember only what u love... what is worth waking up the next morning
most people dont find it...
most people cannot retain it... it can be a person, a profession, a book, a statue....
believe that mute perseverance will always triumph.
believe in yourself because u know ur truth
there are no gods, no co-incidences, no miracles....... only their illusions

world is not grey. its black and white. use ur mind... the truth lies in front of u.... its only as obscure as u make it

observe-calculate-judge
break free of the chains that bind u....

LIVE NOW AND NOW IS FOREVER :)

is the world bizzare ? or am i ?

galactic.avenger: lol

me: :P

galactic.avenger: Bizarro superman to be precise

8:33 PM me: bizzaro IS superman

thr is only one bizarro

galactic.avenger: ok

me: so no need to use superman with him

galactic.avenger: oki

me: thr is a clone for batman also

hez called batzarro

8:34 PM galactic.avenger: btw have u ever listened to the superman song from the scrubs tv show

me: he n bizarro r a team...

o.0

nope

u got it ?

galactic.avenger: yea

wait

wait this not some superman song its just called so

me: o.0

wt shud i do ?

8:35 PM galactic.avenger: take it its pretty good

me: kk

aur bata wassap ?

galactic.avenger: well nothing much

me: k

8:36 PM baal bacche kaise hain ?

bhabhi ji kaisii hain ?

raashan paani aa raha haina ?

galactic.avenger: haha

me: :P

galactic.avenger: kyun kya hua. someone asked u all that?

aur aaj ka exam how did it go

8:37 PM me: lol

exam kuch khaas nai gaya

8:39 PM galactic.avenger: ok

toh kya hua who gives a damn

8:40 PM does a dam give a damn?

will u give a damn about a dam?

the whole damnation will not account for the cost of building a damn

*dam

:P

me: lol

bhaya

kya ho gaya aisa ?

8:41 PM galactic.avenger: kuch nahi

i think damn and bogus are pretty cool words

bogus man

8:42 PM me: lol

aisa kyu bhai ?

galactic.avenger: i mean bogus sounds so indie

no punkish

Bow-Gus

8:43 PM me: ...

kaise kar leta hai tu ye ?

:D

galactic.avenger: kya

8:44 PM me: yahi

aisii batein

8:45 PM wo bhi bina piye hue

:D

8:46 PM ada padh liya ?

galactic.avenger: wouldnt it be great to have all the insight of the high without being so?

8:47 PM me: then it wud be of no value

:P

galactic.avenger: lol

me: i mean

it will seemingly hav no value...

8:48 PM galactic.avenger: but then people will respect your seemingly stange powers of surrealistic incoherence without you having a bad breadth or a staggering walk

me: no...

8:49 PM thn everyone will have powers such as u...

galactic.avenger: are you kidding me.

me: yaar

galactic.avenger: (i have that power :P)

me: if one guy can get somthing without having to fight for it... without having to raise his level for it

8:50 PM then so can a million othrs...

galactic.avenger: yea but no one realizes it easy to talk to philosophic bullshit

me: the value of power or sight or knowledge lies in the fact that how obscurely it is placed

8:51 PM galactic.avenger: yes but it is easy to grasp the knowledge but its not easy to place it in such a way to make it seem as it is magic

me: yup

thats the imp part...

no one respects a secret once its known

:D

galactic.avenger: yes so if a person who can talk surreal in normal circumstances will make people wonder how does he do it

8:52 PM why does he do it and more importantly "i am in awe of him for i cannot do it"

or "hes bullshit i dont care for i have more friends"

lol

8:54 PM me: lol

8:55 PM umm

do u realize we both r saying the same thing ?

8:56 PM galactic.avenger: yes but you are stressing on the fact that everything is achievable by everyone whereas i am trying to stress on the fact that most people will never try

me: but everything IS achievable by almost everyone

the only problem is what u said....

8:57 PM most ppl dont try

galactic.avenger: yes i know that but they dont know that ;) and it is this fact that people such as us should bank on

me: lol

galactic.avenger: the fact that we did the work of knowing this makes it necessary for us

8:58 PM me: ye bhi hai

but we r not seperate from humanity...

shudnt we try to help them ?

galactic.avenger: of course

8:59 PM i am not averse to that idea

but people are ignorant puppies who wouldnt even want to learn something unless it benefits them immediately

u give them a bone and they will take it readily

9:00 PM me: yea

the donot see the big picture...

galactic.avenger: but u give them a shovel to dig all the bones they can they would cringe and would rather starve or cry for mummy

9:01 PM me: aptly put

9:02 PM hmmm

galactic.avenger: there is no big picture, isnt it the only picture? aren't the things we crave for nothing more than the manifestation of humans who chose to put things into order? aren't was all follwing this train of sequence to make ourselves more able in a world of chaos. the chaos intrigues us, we try to make sense of it

me: actually

smaller pictures r just the seperate pieces of the bigger picture

9:03 PM galactic.avenger: yes kinda like views of a table :P

me: o.0

of a table ?

galactic.avenger: u know in sql

me: oooh

yea

right

9:04 PM galactic.avenger: there are virtual views which arent tables but merely representations

me: selective points from the whole data base is shown

here ppl see only those things that afffect them directly

galactic.avenger: yes

exactly

9:05 PM me: this is the main reason why r not in tune with nature

u know

just a few hours before i was thinking abt how man is so far removed from anything natural

9:06 PM i think its just coz we r short sighted

galactic.avenger: we are not short sighted

we are merely paralysed

me: it is voluntary paralysis

9:07 PM galactic.avenger: its mandatory paralysis

me: which is given rise coz of our short sightedness

no dude no

look at the oil problem

galactic.avenger: fuck the oil problem

me: in the world

galactic.avenger: look at ourselves

me: we know what the solutions r

but we dont act on them

coz we fear change

yea

look at ourselves

best examples

9:08 PM we both know our short comings

we r not that blind

:P

galactic.avenger: yet we dont work on it

me: i'll talk abt myself

i know exactly what i must do

but i dont do it

:P

galactic.avenger: yes

:)

true

so sture

9:09 PM me: its the same with every1 upto some level

i mean

look

no1 thinks hez perfect

every1 thinks he can improve

galactic.avenger: but then we are blinded by a certain perception of this world which has such a high degree of physical presence

me: then why dznt he ?

coz it will change him

galactic.avenger: no

9:10 PM i want to change

me: no

galactic.avenger: but i cannot in some things

me: yes u can

wahii to mental block hai yaar

THAT is our bane

thinking we cannot do anything